then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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