so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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