i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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