Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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