I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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