you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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