Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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