I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just forgot I was standing up.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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