i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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