is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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