Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We got so high we made milksteak
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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