people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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