can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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