I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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