Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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