Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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