I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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