Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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