I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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