what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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