Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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