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now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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