that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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