I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I need a beard to bite.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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