: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
where does the pee come out of this thing
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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