How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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