we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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