she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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