Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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