And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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