my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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