Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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