i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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