Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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