I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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