Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you win again, gameday.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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