butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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