what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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