Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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