Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She announced her abortion via fbk
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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