hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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