North Korea, Best Korea!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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