am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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