It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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