There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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