i would punch a child for taco bell
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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