Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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