I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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