Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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