omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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