So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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