Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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