Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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