i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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