i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Randomize
