if i can run in heels then i can drive
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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