the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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